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Funny mothers day messages

Mothersday is a day of fun and joy so we need a lot of funny mother's day poems. We hope your enjoy our humor mothers day wishes for mom and grandma. Children prefer ecards with humorous mother's day quotes. Kids like to tell some silly mothers day jokes.

MOM KNOWS

6 years: mom knows everything!
8 years: mom knows a lot!
12 years: mom doesn't know everything!
14 years: mom knows nothing!
18 years: Mom is outdated!
25 years: maybe mom knows!
35 years: before deciding, let's ask mom!
45 years: I wonder what mom thinks!

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SON OF A BITCH

did you consider
the ironic glitch shouting
you son of a bitch
but much thanks to you mother
I became a model son
enjoy your mothers day

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EFT TAPING FOR GRIEF

OUTSTANDING JOB

I thank you mother
for my brilliant upbringing
an outstanding job
you held my hand a short while
my heart forever

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MONEY MATH WORKSHEETS

THE BEST MOM

I got the best mom
in the lottery of life
as I grew up
you were always there for me
you're as lovely as they come

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LEARNING FRENCH VERBS

MOST ADMIRABLE MOM

you didn't study
or have to pass an exam
to be my mother
so how did you become
the world's most admirable mom

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HEADACHES AND MIGRAINES

HUG ATTACK

you gave me roots and
wings to undertake the flight of life
you guided me in
the right direction in this world
get ready mom for a hug attack

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NATURAL HEALTH

WHY DO WE HAVE MOTHERS

kids aren't happy
when there's nothing to ignore
that's why we have moms

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EFT TAPING FOR GRIEF

I CAN COUNT ON YOU

you double my joy
multiply my energy
you halve my sorrow
I can always count on you
infinite thanks mom and enjoy
thousand times this mothersday

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Humor quotes on mothers day

Most people who are looking for wishes and greetings for anniversary, birthday, mothersday or wedding prefer to send humorous poems and quotes like short funny mothers day poems.

So we have created new funny messages for mother's day. These humorous mother's day wishes can be written on ecards or use to tweet or text sms.

Have fun with our funny mother day quotes and sayings. Try to use our phrases as inspiration to write you own verses. Your mother and grandma will appreciate your personalised funny greetings for mother's day very much.

When you're looking for mothers day humorous quotes on several websites you'll find a lot of funny short mothers day poems for kids and funny mothers day poems children. Here you'll find also humorous messages that adults can use to send to their mom.

There are also spiritual messages for mother's day on this website if you're not a great fan of funny mothers day sayings.

FUNNY MOTHERS DAY CARDS