Alan BleasdaleI think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
Alphonse KarrThe more things change, the more they remain the same.
Anna MagnaniPlease don't retouch my wrinkles. It took me so long to earn them.
Anne SextonIn a dream you are never eighty.
Benjamin FranklinAt twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Bennett CerfMiddle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
Bernard M. BaruchTo me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bishop Richard CumberlandIt is better to wear out than to rust out.
Blair SabolWhen you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like you parents.
Bob HopeMiddle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Brigitte BardotEvery age can be enchanting, provided you live within it.
It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
BuddhaNeither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
C.E.M. JoadMen are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Caryn LeschenThirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Charles SchultzOnce you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
Coco ChanelNature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.
Colleen McCulloughThe lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.
Cora Harvey ArmstrongInside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Dag HammarskjoldIf only I may grow: firmer, simpler-quieter, warmer.
Doris DayThe really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it.
Dorothy ThompsonSome people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.
E.W. HouseAfter a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty.
Edward SteichenEvery ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.
Elizabeth Cady StantonThe heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
Ellen GlasgowIt is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ethel BarrymoreYou grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.
EuripidesIf we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
Francis Cardinal SpellmanYou've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and "you are looking wonderful.
Franklin Pierce AdamsMiddle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
Franz KafkaAnyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Fred AstaireOld age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
French ProverbForty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
Garson KaninYouth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art.
George Bernard ShawEvery man over forty is a scoundrel.
George SandTry to keep your soul young and quivering right up to old age.
Georges ClemenceauEverything I know I learned after I was thirty.
Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
Gertrude SteinWe are always the same age inside.
GoetheEach ten years of a man's life has its own fortunes, its own hopes, its own desires.
Golda MeirOld age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it.
H. V. ProchnowThe best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Henry FordYou take all the experience and judgement of men over fifty out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it.
Henry L. MenckenThe older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Henry Wadsworth LongfellowYouth comes but once in a lifetime.
Ingrid BergmanHappiness is good health and a bad memory.
J. P. SearsLet us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
Jack BennyAge is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
James Russell LowellA friendship counting nearly forty years is the finest kind of shade-tree I know.
Jean RenoirThe advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
Jim BishopAt 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.
Jim EasonIf you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Joan RiversLooking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
John Andrew HolmesAt middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.
John BurroughsI still find each day too short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.
John MasonYou were born an original. Don't die a copy.
John P. GrierYou are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
Jonathan SwiftNo wise man ever wished to be younger.
We are so fond of one another, because our ailments are the same.
Kahlil GibranBirth and Death are the two noblest expressions of bravery.
Katherine Butler HathawayThere are days of oldness, and then one gets young again.
Lucille ballThe secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucy LarcomWhatever with the past has gone. The best is always yet to come.
Luther DixonSixteen candles make a lovely light, but not as bright as your eyes tonight.
Malcolm CowleyThey tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Marcus AureliusYou will give yourself peace of mind if you perform every act of your life as if it were your last.
Margaret MeadIt is false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret MitchellDeath and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Mark TwainWhen I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished a how much he had learned in seven years
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Maurice ChevalierOld age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Ogden NashMiddle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Oliver GoldsmithI love everything that's old: old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines.
Oscar WildeLondon society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Pablo PicassoIt takes a long time to grow young.
Youth has no age.
Pierre CornielleThe manner of giving is worth more than the gift.
PlatoThe spiritual eyesight improves as the physical eyesight declines.
When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
R. C. FergusonA man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.
Ralph ParletteReal birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
Reverend Larry LorenzoniBirthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Robert BrowningGrow old along with me! The best is yet to be,..
Robert FrostA diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert OrbenThe best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Robert SoutheyLive as long as you may, the first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
Rudyard KiplingYouth had been a habit of hers for so long that she could not part with it.
Samuel JohnsonAt seventy-seven it is time to be earnest.
Sophie TuckerFrom birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.
T. S. EliotThe years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
Thomas Alva EdisonI am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred.
Tom StoppardAge is a high price to pay for maturity.
W. B. PitkinLife begins at forty.
Wendy CopeI'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
William FeatherOne compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.
Wilson MiznerThe first hundred years are the hardest.