ERASER FOR BIRTHDAY
it may seem silly
an eraser for your birthday
but it's practically
if you rub hard enough
every wrinkle on your body
will disappear immediately
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TURNING 30 OR 50
congrats on 30 years
you're now 20 years away
from turning 50
those with the most birthdays
live the longest, go for it
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STOP WORRYING ABOUT AGE
don't worry about age
you'll be older next year
take your birthday wishes
with a grain of salt
some lemon and
a bottle of tequila
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WALKING STICK
happy birthday oldie
friends remember your age
but nobody rubs it in like I do
ignore the fact that you're old
let's have a huge party
don't forget your walking stick
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOSS
your birthday should be
a national holiday
I’ll be the first to
volunteer to take a day off
in your honor of course
happy birthday boss
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CHOOSING A BIRTHDAY GIFT
it's hard to choose
between so many cool gifts
so I have no present to give
fortunately me being here
giving my smile and attention
is a perfect gift on its own
enjoy your birthday
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ADVICE FROM A FRIEND
at your age you'll start
to forget important things
my friendly advice
don't take a laxative and
sleeping pill at the same time
have a smashing birthday
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BIRTHDAY CAKE WISDOM
if you're on a diet
you can't eat birthday cake
I have a way around it
grab a piece in each hand
making it a balanced diet
have a tasty birthday
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