40 IS NEAR
now you're 38
time to get used to the idea
that 40 is near
so prolong your youth
have a massive 38th birthday party
- funny 38th birthday greeting cards friend -
38 YEAR OLD WRINKELS
now you're worrying a lot
about a few wrinkels
when you're over 40
you'll be less concerned
having many wrinkels
age does strange things with your mind
have a happy 38 birfthday party
- short 38th birthday greeting cards -
CELEBRATE YOUR 40TH BIRTHDAY
I have a great suggestion
tell everyone that you're 40 today
then the following years
you'll have more relaxing birthdays
- short funny poems 38th birthday -
THERAPISTS
now you have become 38
you'll have 24 months time
to receive 40 with open arms
a list of therapists
is available on request
- invitations wording 38th birthday -